A daring midnight raid, thought to be carried out by Pissoffistan agents resulted in the destruction of Christmas tree in the border village of Getlostia today. Information is sparse as Sodoffistan Security cordoned off the area with tinsel to gather evidence.
“Clearly the work of undercover Pissoff agents” a sergeant Humbug muttered as he scoured the Cratchett home. “We’ll get them for this. It will not go un-avenged.”